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Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Boy oh boy...

Fucking obsessed with this song at the mo. Listened to it like 10 times on repeat hope i don't burn it out.

Monday, January 10, 2011

And party and bullshit...

Iiiinteresting weekend...

Went to my friends party on saturday was grand but was way too tired for it... Funny as though there was shit all over walls, roast lamb, hummous the whole 9 yards...

But but but....

Was walking home at like two listening to music and i hear all these snaps and crackles and stuff. Really freaky and shit coz it was so dark. So as I  come round the bend i see this giant huge foggy glow in the distance and take out my headphones and the bangs and pops are so much louder. Thought it was Fireworks but then I kinda copped it was a Fire. So i rang the Fire Brigade and the station is like a 20 min drive from where i was? And they drove past after like 5 mins! Mad fast. So then i reach the road where the fire is on and they have two fire engines pumpin away at the fire. And the house is fuuucckkeeeed no windows or roof left. Thinking I was ready to go and shit I started to head but then the Guards asked for my name and number and shit and it was all like 'well fayur play to ya fur callin da firemen now jays not everyone would've done that'... So i do that then go home... They rang me at 8, bearing in mind i got home at 4 and were like 'Jays howiya its detective fiztgerild, We do be beleiving you rang in de fire last night? hows da head, are ye around? 'I'm asleep whaaa?' 'Hih Hih Jays now Own we need ye up here for a witness report! Can ye be up?!'..... So i went up at 10 and the retards asked where exactly the fire was? I pointed to the burnt out building explaining that it was somewhere about there...

So yeah hero.com

I'm in heaven

Saturday, January 8, 2011

To the wolrd of the miiiiiighty boosh

Smoked up with my friend Eoin in my room today.

We got completly whacked and watched mighty boosh and ate chocolate.

But i did 2 and half hours study and an hours driving in the morning so its ok.

This was hilarious...

Party tonight wuuuut in this joint.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Bleugh

Feel so unmotivated to do anything; exercise; study; sleep.

I hope my labtop breaks

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

15 Minutes Of Fame

So in November me and my friends Barry and Rita went to Darwin Deez. I am a Darwin Deez Fanatic. So we go in sit down blah de blah de blah get sum draaanks up in the joint and watch the support band who were quite good. Then i spotted Darwin at the bar and was totally starstruck. We tried to pap him but it was too dark. But then he came over and everyone was just standing around or whatever minding their own business and he starts doing this crazy headbanging dance was so cool. Right next to us. I was in AWE.

.He's so tall and cool looking. So show went on blah blah blah....
Then we were right up at the stage, and seeing as it was Rita's birthday we shouted at darwin and he came over. CRAAAAAAAAZY. So then we're chatting away and mention its her birthday. Says he'll do a little something for it. Excitement.com.


He was abosuletlyfreaking amazing.Half way through he says happy birthday to Rita and tells us that its his guitarist Coles birthday too, who then hands her a beer (Bavaria-Dee Lish). Lucky Rita!

Met him after.Got one of his beer bottles to creep over. Best Gig Ever. He was having a 3 in 1. What a cool guy....

Xoxo

Cringe

'To Recoil from Danger'


Uh seriously there are some people out there that really piss me off.






Today i was walking in town and some fucking state of a girl was wearing a hoody with 'how's she cuttin?;)' written one the back of it. This made me want to spit on her hair which was all greasy and sick. Then she turned around with her big fuckin horse teeth and orange shiny face. Yuck! She smelt like the stuff my mom cleans toilets with.

Then i saw her meet her boyfriend or whatever. He had his Henleys Hoody on and his feckin rally car jacket over that. Big ugly pair of flarey jeans and timberlands or whatever on his feet. I bet he fuckin stank....

Why do that to yourself...





Those sort of people really make me cringe.

On the bright side i was in the gym and these two weak boys came in and one of them dropped his weights on his chest and i had to lift them off him.

Feeling strong right now.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Dee-Liisshhh

Only just started this so all the stories are kinda mixed up...

So anyways a few months back. Think it was July or August, I decided to stretch my ear! Had it pierced for about a year at that stage (Home job ,which is graand) so anyways i started out by buying a 2mm stretcher. No problems there. But i figured i should like clean it? (As you do) So i look in the medicine cupboardy thing at home and look for disinfectants or whatever. Then i find the big bottle of savlon! Cool! Excellent! So i take out the wee stretcher and cover it in savlon, dab some savlon in my ear, then went to bed...  GREAT.... Woke up and it looked like this:



So this obviously looks really healthy! I had nooo idea what was going on.

I decided to burst the giant yellow thing that we can see....

Slept on that and then POW





Woke up and I'm thinking 'Obviously looks much healthier!' So another day more another splash 'o savlon; The ear keeps getting worse. I decided to take the stretcher out and put more savlon on it. After a few days; still bad.

Fiiiiiinaaaaaaaaally i read the savlon instructions....

'Dilute blah blah blah etc.... Or may cause corrosive damage to skin...'

EXCELLENT

On a brighter note my ear is in fabulous condition at a healthy 6mm :)